WTF Eddy Haskel

Well, Eddy did it again. He put something in his ear. Yeah he is nine years old and knows better, but he did it any way. He previously put a pearl button in his ear, when he was like 2 years old. Well, the bean in his ear must have been bothering him for a while, at first I thought it was a bug. I called my MIL who is a nurse, and asked her for the otoscope. She had let Aunt Ducky (they have a pet duck) borrow it, and she had not returned it. So I googled "things in ears" and I came up with some pretty disgusting pictures, try it sometime. None the less, the internet suggested that I use a bulb syringe and some warm water to flush it out, and I be damned if a bean/seed did not come out of his ear.
So the next time you see my boy and he has earmuffs on in the middle of the summer you'll know why.