Name

Mr. Earthy Birthy told me today that he hates this name I have given him so we are going to play a little game called what shall we call him.

{Background information:
My husband is the greatest he is there when I need him, he is great fun to be around, and almost always makes me laugh, he is wonderful with Eddy Haskell, and he loves the Baby Gnat like no other. He is into the outdoors, he likes to hunt, he is in the Navy Reserves, and he has the greatest job in the world, he is a firefighter for a big city north of here.}

Your choices are as follows, but if you have a better one in mind let me know!

1. FOX News
2. NRA
3. Mr. Firepants
4. Chance Buckman (John Wayne's character in Hellfighters)
5. X Box
6. The Woodsman
   

Please let me know so that I can quit embarrassing him by calling him Mr. Earthy Birthy.