WTF Wednesday

Okay I cannot sleep so this is technically posted on Thursday morning but WTF.

WTF Summer Vacation?
Where did you go? You came on so slow, by the beginning of May I was wondering if you would ever make your appearance. Now I only have a few precious days left, and they are flying by. I really enjoyed our time together, reading books, blogging, swimming, gardening, sleeping late, being lazy drinking too much wine, but soon you will be but a fleeting memory. This was not the best summer on record, but WTF why did you have to pass through so quickly?

WTF Laundry?
Dear Laundry Pile, go away! Love, EBM I mean seriously how do you get so big, I wash you and sometimes hang you out on the new clothes line, or toss you into the dryer, and I fold you. But, you keep on coming back. Is it the people here? Do they use a clean towel every time they shower? I use my towel at least three times if not more before I put it in the laundry. Is it the messy eating baby? I try and feed her with a bib on or I strip her to her diaper. Is it the smelly boy that lives here? Oh laundry please learn to wash your self.

WTF Neighbor Boys?
I am not an irresponsible parent, although on occasion I do let Eddy run free through out the neighbor hood, so what's up with all the boys here in the 'hood thinking its okay to come to the door and ask where Eddy is? First of all this normally happens when Baby Gnat is sleeping and secondly get on your damn bike and ride around and find him. Right now the 17 year locust are out and he is looking for them. It is not my day to keep track of him. {I really do keep track of him}

WTF Squirrels?
The Bird feeders are not for you, I put out cobs of field corn just for you. You know on those silly little seats? You are not letting the birds eat! Please, kindly move your fat asses up to the cobs on the tree. You look so cute sitting in the little chair eating your corn or trying to eat it off of that spinning thing.

WTF Poison Ivy or itchy rash all over Eddy?
The other night after Eddy mowed all the yards with the Anti Hippie he came in before bed and was scratching up a storm. I chalked it up to mowing the grass, gave him a Benadryl, told him to quit stalling, and sent him to bed. Well Tuesday morning he comes to breakfast and his face is swollen and he has a redish rash all over his neck, stomach, penis, and butt. I call the Dr. and upon seeing him pronounced it poison ivy. Dr. gave us a script for prednisolone. It seems to be clearing up but maybe not. Eddy hates taking any kind of medicine so this has been a real treat. We have gone the whole summer without getting any sort of itchy scratchy rash so WTF? Right before the craziest week of this year starts Eddy gets a itchy scratchy rash? ahhh