Dear Jim and Becki,
You no longer own this house, you sold it to Mr. Anti-Hippie and Earthy Birthy Mama. It is no longer your worry. We have two smaller children and if we want to tear up your old landscaping to make our yard bigger we are going to do so, if we want to rent a skid steer and move piles of dirt, it is our business to do so, if we want to move the rocks we can do so because we now own the house. Please quit driving by to see what we are doing. You are so creeping me out! And while we are at it tell the nosey neighbors to quit calling you every time we move a stick in our yard!
Love, Earthy Birthy Mama new owner of the house in V-Town
2 comments:
That is just creepy!
Paint the house hot pink and put a Gay Pride flag in the front yard. Then host a coven's ritual in the backyard one evening and invite them to join you. Maybe they'll be so freaked out they'll quit driving by!
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