Poop

This afternoon after Baby Gnat went swimming in her kiddie pool in the drive way and after she had eaten I laid her down for a nap. (She is still taking 2 naps a day!) I usually let her cry herself to sleep, I heard crying then I heard nothing. I got Eddy Haskell and his friend ADHD a snack as they had been busy playing video games. I heard the most blood curling screams from the pack n play where Baby Gnat was supposed to be napping. I poked my head inside to tell her that everything was alright, and what did I see? A naked baby girl covered from head to toe in poop. She managed to get her diaper off, whether this was before or after her poop I will never know. There was poop on the netting part of the pack n play, there was poop in between her toes, there was poop in her hair, there was poop everywhere. I guess letting the babe nap in only her diaper was a big mistake.
I promptly put her in the shower and cleaned her off, then I put on a fresh diaper and put her into the excer-saucer so that I could clean up the pack n play. I stripped the sheet and then took the pack n play outside and hosed that sucker off. I am here alone with the kids today because Mr. Anti Hippie had to work. Lucky guy! So now the pack n play is out drying in the warm sunshine, and I am having a beer.